Sunday 10 May 2009

Mugged


              One night, Tim was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. Tim and the thief began to wrestle. They rolled about on the ground and Tim put up a tremendous fight. However, the thief managed to get the better of him and pinned him to the ground. 
              The thief then went through Tim’s pockets and searched him. All he could find on Tim was twenty five cents. 
              He was so surprised at this that he asked Tim why he had bothered to fight so hard for twenty five cents. 
              “Was that all you wanted?” Tim replied, “I thought you were after the five hundred dollars I’ve got in my shoe!”

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