Monday 25 September 2017

Humorous Quotes

Violence stinks no matter which side of it you're on. But now and then there's nothing left to do but hit the other person over the head with a frying pan. - Tom Robbins

Girls do not dress for boys. They dress for themselves and, of course, each other. If girls dressed for boys they’d just walk around naked at all times. - Betsey Johnson

Curious that we spend more time congratulating people who have succeeded than encouraging people who have not. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

Twenty-one is the age of responsibility. Give it a few months and you will be wondering why you are in such a hurry to get here. - Unknown

Golf ... combines two favourite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick. - P. J. O’Rourke

During a test, people look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information. - Unknown

I hate flowers – I paint them because they’re cheaper than models and they don’t move. - Georgia O’Keeffe

If you surround yourself with clowns don’t be surprised if your life becomes a circus. - Unknown

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

In order to change we must be sick and tired of being sick and tired. - Unknown

Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Unknown

Nothing is as obnoxious as other people's luck. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

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