Three bulls – a great big bull, a average bull, and a shrimp of a bull – were hoofing down a country road when they spotted a whole bunch of gorgeous cows. The big bull snorted, said farewell to his companions, and leaped over the fence to join the cows.
A little while later, the average-sized bull saw some average-looking cows and deserted his pint-sized pal.
The little bull, with a sigh, walked on all by himself.
Which only proves that a little bull goes a long way.