So, be around people who make you laugh. Laughter is not only the shortest distance between two people, laughter between two is sometimes a closer act of love than any other. And it doesn’t matter if you revel in the coarsest puns or the raunchiest jokes.
Enjoy this selection of puns, and may your days be filled with laughter.
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I hope you get a laugh out of the following puns. I know, some of them are rather lame, or as some would say, cheesy. Still, some people might get a good laugh out of it because we are all different. What is not funny to one might be funny to another.
May your days be filled with laughter.
All my dogs love playing ‘hide and seek’ with me, except the Dalmatians…because they are always spotted. - Unknown
I am reading a book about lamps, torches, and lanterns. Just some light reading. - Unknown
Remember, man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C. Maxwell
Trouble with modern children, they do not smart in right place. - Charlie Chan
I love going outdoors. It is much safer than going out windows. - Unknown
Rehab is for quitters! - Unknown
Ants never get sick. They have little anty bodies. - Unknown
Turning vegan would be a big missed steak. - Unknown
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down. - Unknown
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I hope you get a laugh out of the following puns. I know, some of them are rather lame. But still, some people might get a good laugh out of it because we are all different. What is not funny to one might be funny to another.
Laugh when you can. It helps to keep depressing thoughts at bay. Laughter is good therapy. And in this day and time, we could all use a good laugh.
May your days be filled with laughter.
As we understand it, the surest way to make a living by the pen is to raise pigs. - Robert Elliott Gonzales
I applied for a job hanging mirrors. It’s something I can see myself doing. - Unknown
I am the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope tht at least one of the puns would make them laugh, No pun in ten did. - Unknown
I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C. E. Cowman
The forecast calls for rane, hale, drissle, thunde, litnin, and frizzing culd. Just a really bad spell of weather. - Unknown
I’ve often heard that ‘icy’ is the easiest word to spell... Looking at it now, I see why. - Unknown
I was once so broke I couldn’t afford to pay my electricity bill. Those were the darkest days of my life. - Unknown
I’ve started reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen... I can feel it. - Unknown
Sometimes, I eat my salad without dressing, because I didn’t have time to put on my clothes. - Unknown
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I hope you get a laugh out of the following puns. I know, some of them are rather lame. But still, some people might get laugh out of it.
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Puns are such examples. A pun is a joke or type of wordplay in which similar senses or sounds of two words or phrases, or different senses of the same word, are deliberately confused.
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Have a look at the following puns. If there is any one that you do not understand at first read, read through it again and again until you see the humour behind it.
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