All Puns Intended

A pun is a joke or type of wordplay in which similar senses or sounds of two words or phrases, or different senses of the same word, are deliberately confused. Puns are better understood if you have a reasonable command of the language they are in.

I hope you get a laugh out of the following puns. I know, some of them are rather lame, or as some would say, cheesy. Still, some people might get a good laugh out of it because we are all different. What is not funny to one might be funny to another.

May your days be filled with laughter.

It’s a five minutes walk from my house to the pub. It’s a 35 minutes from the pub to my house. The difference s staggering. - Unknown

All my dogs love playing ‘hide and seek’ with me, except the Dalmatians…because they are always spotted. - Unknown

I am reading a book about lamps, torches, and lanterns. Just some light reading. - Unknown

Remember, man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C. Maxwell

Trouble with modern children, they do not smart in right place. - Charlie Chan

I love going outdoors. It is much safer than going out windows. - Unknown

Rehab is for quitters! - Unknown

Ants never get sick. They have little anty bodies. - Unknown

Turning vegan would be a big missed steak. - Unknown

When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down. - Unknown

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