Humorous Quips

Science has proven that laughing increases the brain’s production of endorphins – “the natural way our body relieves pain, reduces stress and boosts mood”. Laughing also “increases our intake of oxygen-rich air and blood flow and circulation, which can improve brain health”.

With so many benefits to laughing, we should all have a good laugh whenever we can, and try to maintain a cheerful disposition all the time. I hope the following humorous quips will bring on a chuckle, or at least a smile.

Have a great week ahead and may your days be filled with laughter..

If you see me smiling it’s because I’m thinking of doing something evil or naughty. If you see me laughing, it’s because I’ve already done it. - Unknown

Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come in second are your wife and your dog. - Damon Hill

You could say anything you wanted to someone you thought you were never going to see again. - Cassandra Clare

I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal. - Jane Austen

Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. - Unknown

I guess we’d be living in a boring, perfect world if everybody wished everybody else well. - Unknown

Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman. - Coco Chanel

Bullfighting can be an art. Boxing can be an art. Loving can be an art. Opening a can of sardines can be an art. - Charles Bukowski

You don’t need to be on the same wavelength to succeed in marriage. You just need to be able to ride each other’s waves. - Toni Sciarra Poynter

Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it. - W. Somerset Maugham

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