Monday, 31 August 2026

Humorous Quips

It’s a new day – and a new week! What better way to start the week with a little humour.

Life can be difficult and stressful. For some, life is a constant struggle. However, after the storm, the sun will shine again. And come what may, Life goes on. Meanwhile, try to relax, and take it easy – laugh and be happy.

Here are some phrases that are witty, funny, and at the same time, have quite a bit of truth in them. Have a look, see if you can find the humour in them. Maybe they can put a smile on your face, and help you forget about your troubles for a while.

May your days be filled with laughter.

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall

The easiest way to teach children the value of money is to borrow some from them. - Unknown

An original idea. That can’t be too hard. The library must be full of them. - Stephen Fry

Divorce has become so easy nowadays that women have stopped crying at weddings. - Evan Esar

Any day above ground is a good day. - Robert Gerus

Even if a farmer intends to loaf, he gets up in time to get an early start. - Edgar Watson Howe

Buy land, they’re not making it any more. - Mark Twain

Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others. - Ambrose Bierce

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. - Voltaire

Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted. - Unknown

I have never been hurt by what I have not said. - Calvin Coolidge

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repainting. - Billy Rose

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