All Puns Intended

A pun is a joke or type of wordplay in which similar senses or sounds of two words or phrases, or different senses of the same word, are deliberately confused. Puns are better understood if you have a reasonable command of the language they are in.

I hope you get a laugh out of the following puns. I know, some of them are rather lame. But still, some people might get a good laugh out of it because we are all different. What is not funny to one might be funny to another.

Laugh when you can. It helps to keep depressing thoughts at bay. Laughter is good therapy. And in this day and time, we could all use a good laugh.

May your days be filled with laughter.

I just grilled a chicken for two hours. It still wouldn’t tell me why it crossed the road. - Unknown

As we understand it, the surest way to make a living by the pen is to raise pigs. - Robert Elliott Gonzales

I applied for a job hanging mirrors. It’s something I can see myself doing. - Unknown

I am the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope tht at least one of the puns would make them laugh, No pun in ten did. - Unknown

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C. E. Cowman

The forecast calls for rane, hale, drissle, thunde, litnin, and frizzing culd. Just a really bad spell of weather. - Unknown

I’ve often heard that ‘icy’ is the easiest word to spell... Looking at it now, I see why. - Unknown

I was once so broke I couldn’t afford to pay my electricity bill. Those were the darkest days of my life. - Unknown

I’ve started reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen... I can feel it. - Unknown

Sometimes, I eat my salad without dressing, because I didn’t have time to put on my clothes. - Unknown

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