Humorus Quips

Right! Back to reality! And as is my wont, I will continue doing a humour post on Monday. I like humour of all sorts. It is easy to make me laugh. And I like people who are humorous, and people who can make me laugh.

Life can be stressful. Sometimes, people are under so much pressure they forget how to laugh. One way of relieving stress is to have a good laugh. Laughter might not solve your problems but it will help you to forget your problems for a while. When you come back to them in a better frame of mind, and a fresh pair of eyes, you might find that the problems are not actually such a big deal.

Take a look at today’s quips, remember the ones you like and go make your friends laugh. They might be impressed with your wit. You will be very popular too because we all like a person who can make us laugh.

Quips – a witty or funny observation or response, usually made on the spur of the moment, or it could be a clever, usually taunting remark.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

I love criticism just so long as it’s unqualified praise. - Noel Coward

To err is human. To blame someone else is politics. - Hubert Humphrey

There's power in looking silly and not caring that you do. - Amy Poehler

We hate to have some people give us advice because we know how badly they need it themselves. - Unknown

A man in love is incomplete until he has married – then he’s finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

You'll never get ahead of anyone as long as you try to get even with him. - Lou Holtz

When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets. - Unknown

I don’t know how to act my age, I’ve never been this old before. - Unknown

If I going missing put my face on wine bottles so my friends know. - Unknown

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