Friday, 3 December 2010

Something For The Creditors

              The doctor shook his head sadly and said in a mournful voice. “I’m sorry to say that you are suffering from a severe case of bronchial pneumonia and, as you know, it is extremely contagious.”
              With a deep sigh, the patient slowly turned to his wife and in a pathetically weak voice said, “Dear, if any of our creditors start hounding you again, tell them I’m finally in a position to give them something.”

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