Monday, 25 July 2011

Some Jokes

Proud Man

              Lawyer: You say you robbed the grocery store because you were practically starving. Then why didn’t you steal some food rather than clean out the cash register?
              Client: Sir, I’m a proud man and I always pay for whatever I eat.

Nice, But…

              Said one friend to another as they were viewing a small oil painting in a local museum, “It’s a nicely done portrait, I think, but I doubt it will ever get stolen.”

The Reporter

              A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large crowd gathered.
              A newspaper reporter anxious to get his story could not get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, “Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim.”
              The crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the car was a donkey.

Miss Jones

              After the examination, the doctor looked at the patient with a bright smile and announced cheerfully: “Mrs. Jones, I have wonderful news for you!”
              “Excuse me,” said the patient, “it’s Miss Jones.”
              “In that case,” replied the doctor, “I have some bad news for you.”


Kids Worksheets said...

Very hilarious jokes.

Netizen101 said...


Thank you for your comment. I am glad you like the jokes. :-)