At The Confession

              Henry goes to confession and says, “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. Last night I was with seven different women.” 

              The priest says, “Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and drink the juice without pausing.” 

              “Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?” 

              “No,” replies the priest. “But it’ll wipe that silly grin off your face.”