Sunday, 26 September 2010

At The Confession

              Henry goes to confession and says, “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. Last night I was with seven different women.” 
              The priest says, “Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and drink the juice without pausing.” 
              “Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?” 
              “No,” replies the priest. “But it’ll wipe that silly grin off your face.”

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