Sunday, 19 September 2010

His Secret

              A woman walked up to a shrivelled little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. 
              “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look.” She said. “What’s your secret for a long happy life?” 
              “I smoke three packets of cigarettes a day,” he said. “I also do a gram of Charlie a day, a spiff every night, a case of whisky a week, eat junk food, and never exercise, and do pills on the week end.” 
              “That’s amazing,” said the woman, “How old are you?”
              “Twenty-three,” he said.

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