Saturday, 23 October 2010

Good News, Bad News

              Doctor: Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?
              Patient: Well... The bad news first ...
              Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.
              Patient: That’s terrible! What’s the good news?
              Doctor: There’s a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.

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