My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because could not concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just could not hack it, so they gave me the axe.
After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just was not suited for it.
Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting.
Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just did not fit in.
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I could not live on my net income.
I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
So then I got a job in a gymnasium, but they said I was not fit for the job.
I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.
SO I RETIRED, AND I FOUND I AM A PERFECT FIT FOR THE JOB!