Monday, 16 April 2012

Reason Why I Never Visit A Rich Friend

Once a while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached and..... 

Question : What would you like to have...? Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee? 
Answer : Tea please 
Question : Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea? 
Answer : Ceylon tea 
Question : How would you like it? Black or white? 
Answer : white 
Question : Milk, or fresh cream? 
Answer : With milk 
Question : Goat's milk, or cow's milk 
Answer : With cow's milk please. 
Question : Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow? 
Answer : Um, I'll just take it black. 
Question : Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey? 
Answer : With sugar 
Question : Beet sugar or cane sugar? 
Answer : Cane sugar 
Question : White, brown or yellow sugar? 
Answer : Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead. 
Question : Mineral water, tap water or distilled water? 
Answer : Mineral water 
Question : Flavoured or non-flavoured? 
Answer : I think I'll just die of thirst

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