Reason Why I Never Visit A Rich Friend

Once a while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached and..... 

Question : What would you like to have...? Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee? 

Answer : Tea please 

Question : Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea? 

Answer : Ceylon tea 

Question : How would you like it? Black or white? 

Answer : white 

Question : Milk, or fresh cream? 

Answer : With milk 

Question : Goat's milk, or cow's milk 

Answer : With cow's milk please. 

Question : Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow? 

Answer : Um, I'll just take it black. 

Question : Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey? 

Answer : With sugar 

Question : Beet sugar or cane sugar? 

Answer : Cane sugar 

Question : White, brown or yellow sugar? 

Answer : Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead. 

Question : Mineral water, tap water or distilled water? 

Answer : Mineral water 

Question : Flavoured or non-flavoured? 

Answer : I think I'll just die of thirst