Monday, 10 December 2012

All Puns Intended

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A Bulldozer!

Q: Which side of a cow has the most hair?
A: The outside!

Q: How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?
A: Give mom a shovel.

Q: How do you make a slow horse fast?
A: Stop feeding him.

Q. What do you call cheese that does not belong to you?
A. Nacho cheese!

Q: What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?
A: Beer nuts are a dollar twenty-five and deer nuts are under a buck!

Q: What do you call 100 rabbits side by side walking backwards?
A: A receding hare line.

Q: A rider goes to town on Friday. He stays for three night and comes home on Friday. How is that possible?
A: His horse is named Friday!

Duck walks into a drugstore and says, "Gimme some chapstick and put it on my bill."

A cowboy was asked if his boots were Tony Lamas. He replied, "Heck no, they're mine."

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