Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A Bulldozer!
A: A Bulldozer!
Q: Which side of a
cow has the most hair?
A: The outside!
A: The outside!
Q: How do you turn
a dishwasher into a snowblower?
A: Give mom a shovel.
A: Give mom a shovel.
Q: How do you make
a slow horse fast?
A: Stop feeding him.
A: Stop feeding him.
Q. What do you call
cheese that does not belong to you?
A. Nacho cheese!
A. Nacho cheese!
Q: What is the difference between deer nuts and
beer nuts?
A: Beer nuts are a dollar twenty-five and deer nuts are under a buck!
A: Beer nuts are a dollar twenty-five and deer nuts are under a buck!
Q: What do you call 100 rabbits side by side
walking backwards?
A: A receding hare line.
A: A receding hare line.
Q: A rider goes to
town on Friday. He stays for three night and comes home on Friday. How is that
possible?
A: His horse is named Friday!
A: His horse is named Friday!
Duck walks into a
drugstore and says, "Gimme some chapstick and put it on my bill."
A cowboy was asked if his boots were Tony Lamas.
He replied, "Heck no, they're mine."
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