For weeks, a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother that was expected at his house.
One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but he made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.
The teacher finally asked the boy, “Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother you were expecting at home?”
Tommy burst into tears and confessed, “I think Mommy ate it!”