Of Wit And Humour

Some humorous and witty quotes to start your week. They are funny, and at the same time, there is some truth in them. Keep a collection of the ones you like and go impress your friends with your wit and humour. You will find yourself very popular because we all like a witty person with a sense of humour.

May your days be filled with laughter.

What is sauce for the goose may be sauce for the gander but is not necessarily sauce for the chicken, the duck, the turkey or the guinea hen. - Alice B. Toklas

The hungry judges soon the sentence sign, and wretches hang that jurymen may dine. - Alexander Pope

Some people change their ways when they see the light; others when they feel the heat. - Caroline Schroeder

A smile is a powerful weapon; you can even break ice with it. - Unknown

Rather upsets a man's day, a funeral does. - James Joyce

An artful or false woman shall set thy pillow with thorns. - Martin Farquhar Tupper

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Jon Hammond

As idle as a painted ship upon a painted ocean. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they’re not trying to keep up with you. - Erma Bombeck

Some things you have to do every day. Eating seven apples on Saturday night instead of one a day just isn’t going to get the job done. - Jim Rohn

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