Autopsy

              Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

              A: No.

              Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

              A: No.

              Q: Did you check for breathing?

              A: No.

              Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

              A: No.

              Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

              A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

              Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?

              A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.