Monday, 21 May 2012


              Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
              A: No.
              Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
              A: No.
              Q: Did you check for breathing?
              A: No.
              Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
              A: No.
              Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
              A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
              Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
              A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

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