A woman offered a brand-new car for sale for
a price of ten dollars. A man answered the advertisement, but he was slightly
sceptical. “What’s the gimmick?’’ he inquired.
“No gimmick,” the woman answered. “My husband
died, and in his will he asked that the car be sold and the money go to his
secretary.’’
When defending his client in an assault case,
a shrewd lawyer manipulated a witness into admitting that he had not actually
seen the crime.
“So,” the attorney snickered, “you say you
didn’t actually see the defendant bite off this man’s ear?”
“Naw,” the witness growled, “I didn’t see him
bite it off. I just seen him spit it out on the ground!”
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