Q: Why was the
strawberry sad?
A: Because his mom was in a jam.
A: Because his mom was in a jam.
Q: Why did the
Cucumber and Tomato blush?
A: Because they saw the salad "dressing"
A: Because they saw the salad "dressing"
Q: Why did the dolphin
decide he needed therapy?
A: Because he felt he had no porpoise in life.
A: Because he felt he had no porpoise in life.
Q: Why do hens lay
eggs?
A: Because if they dropped them they'd break!
A: Because if they dropped them they'd break!
Q: Why did the duck and the doctor get along so
well?
A: They were both quacks.
A: They were both quacks.
Q: Which horses run
well only in the evenings?
A: NightMARES
A: NightMARES
Q: Did you know they are outlawing the big round
bales of hay?
A: The cows aren't getting a square meal.
A: The cows aren't getting a square meal.
Q: Why do cows have
bells?
A: Because their horns don't work.
A: Because their horns don't work.
Q: Why did the
rooster cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't a chicken!
A: To prove he wasn't a chicken!
Q: Do you know why
the turtle crossed the road?
A: To get to the Shell station.
A: To get to the Shell station.
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