Monday, 15 October 2012

All Puns Intended

Q: Why was the strawberry sad?
A: Because his mom was in a jam.

Q: Why did the Cucumber and Tomato blush?
A: Because they saw the salad "dressing"

Q: Why did the dolphin decide he needed therapy?
A: Because he felt he had no porpoise in life.
Q: Why do hens lay eggs?
A: Because if they dropped them they'd break!

Q: Why did the duck and the doctor get along so well?
A: They were both quacks.

Q: Which horses run well only in the evenings?

Q: Did you know they are outlawing the big round bales of hay?
A: The cows aren't getting a square meal.

Q: Why do cows have bells?
A: Because their horns don't work.
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't a chicken!

Q: Do you know why the turtle crossed the road?
A: To get to the Shell station.

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