With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, a friend of hers paid her visit.
'May I see the new baby?' The friend asked
'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'
Thirty minutes had passed, and the friend asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,' She said.
After another few minutes had elapsed, the friend asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, her friend asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'
'When he cries!' she told her friend.
'When he cries?' the friend demanded.. 'Why do I have to wait until he cries?'
'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'