Childbirth At 65

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, a friend of hers paid her visit.

'May I see the new baby?' The friend asked

'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and the friend asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed, the friend asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, her friend asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'When he cries!' she told her friend.

'When he cries?' the friend demanded.. 'Why do I have to wait until he cries?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'