Monday, 4 March 2013

Some Jokes

A Prayer


No Sympathy

A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Fifth Avenue and said, “I haven’t eaten anything in four days.’’
She looked at him and said, “God, I wish I had your willpower.’’
Hearing Aid

A man was telling his neighbour, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but its state of the art. It’s perfect.’’
“Really,’’ answered the neighbour. “What kind is it?’’
“Twelve thirty.”

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