I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Fifth Avenue and said, “I haven’t eaten anything in four days.’’
She looked at him and said, “God, I wish I had your willpower.’’
A man was telling his neighbour, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but its state of the art. It’s perfect.’’
“Really,’’ answered the neighbour. “What kind is it?’’