These glorious insults are
from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words. Some
of them anyway.
My silence doesn’t mean I agree with your statement … it’s just that the
level of your ignorance has rendered me speechless. - Unknown
Silent? Ah, he
is silent! He can keep silence well. That man's silence is wonderful to listen
to. - Thomas Hardy
Some people just need a
sympathetic pat … on the head … with a hammer. - Unknown
Some people should calm down, take
a deep breath and then hold it for twenty minutes. - Unknown
Sometimes I need
what only you can provide - your absence. - Ashleigh
Brilliant
Stupidity is not
a handicap in politics. - Napoleon
Bonaparte
The problem with political jokes
is that they get elected. - Unknown
The tartness of his face sours
ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare
Too coy to flatter, and too proud to serve, thine be the joyless dignity to starve. - Tobias Smollett
Too poor for a bribe, and too
proud to importune, he had not the method of making a fortune. - Thomas Gray
We are in the
stickiest situation since sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun. - Rowan Atkinson
When he
is best, he is a little worse than a man; and when he is worst, he is little
better than a beast. - William Shakespeare
What’s on your mind, if you will
allow the overstatement? - Fred Allen
You are not paying me enough
attention to notice that I am ignoring you. - Unknown
You’re about as useful as a
one-legged man at an arse kicking contest. - Rowan Atkinson
Your ignorance cramps my
conversation. - Anthony Hope
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