Monday, 20 February 2017

Humorous Quotes

I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don’t want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That’s why I’m constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning. - Jarod Kintz

In department stores, so much kitchen equipment is bought indiscriminately by people who just come in for men’s underwear. - Julia Child

The hunter never hates his quarry; it's a thing which he wants to get, to reduce into possession, so how could he hate it? - K. J. Parker

If it were not for the company of fools, a witty man would often be greatly at a loss. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them! - Friedrich Nietzsche

There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbours will say. - Cyril Connolly

When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner. - Unknown

A wedding is the formality a man has to go through before going to work for a new boss. - Evan Esar

I am sorry for those that disagree with me because I know that they are wrong. - Woodrow Wilson

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. - Gloria Leonard

Sex is only a three-letter word so how can it be dirty? - Erma Bombeck

Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser. - Vince Lombardi

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