Humorous Quotes

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

You know what they say about skydivers, right? There are old skydivers and bold skydivers, but there are no old, bold skydivers. - Jeff Wuorio

Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do…but she’s certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did. - Unknown

After paying for the wedding, about the only thing a father has left to give away is the bride. - Evan Esar

They say, ‘Follow your Heart’. But if its shattered to pieces…then which piece would you follow? - Unknown

I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears. - Jarod Kintz

I never forget my wife’s birthday. It’s usually the day after she reminds me about it. - Unknown

Doctors are great – as long as you don’t need them. - Edward E. Rosenbaum

The only time a lazy man ever succeeds is when he tries to do nothing. - Evan Esar

Writers don’t get mad they get even in their novels. - Candace C. Bowen

Fathers are biological necessities, but social accidents. - Margaret Mead

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing. - Woody Allen

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