The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things. - Jilly Cooper
All religions are the same: religion is basically guilt, with different holidays. - Cathy Ladman
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. - Unknown
Write what you know. That should leave you with a lot of free time. - Howard Nemerov
Laughter is the best medicine since you don't have health insurance. - Unknown
Never believe anything until it has been officially denied. - Claud Cockburn
When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear. - Mark Twain
If you’re not confused, you’re not paying attention. - Tom Peters
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. - Mae West
Every morning is the dawn of a new error. - Unknown
There’s a price on your head? Take it! - Unknown
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