You can never understand one language until you understand at least two. - Geoffrey Willans
We all know what UFOs are, even if we insist that they are not. - Aeolus Kephas
You should never, never doubt something that no one is sure of. - Roald Dahl
We must believe in free will — we have no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet. - Robert Orben
It’s a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square. - Pete Rose
You can only predict things after they have happened. - Eugene Ionesco
I’d like to live as a poor man with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso
When I grow up I want to be a little boy. - Joseph Heller
I am not always right, but I am never wrong. - Unknown
A joke’s a very serious thing. - Charles Churchill
Our opinions are not our own. - William Hazlitt
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