Monday, 29 January 2018

Oxymoronic Quotes

You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you’re going, because you might not get there. - Yogi Berra

You can never understand one language until you understand at least two. - Geoffrey Willans

We all know what UFOs are, even if we insist that they are not. - Aeolus Kephas

You should never, never doubt something that no one is sure of. - Roald Dahl

We must believe in free will — we have no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet. - Robert Orben

It’s a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square. - Pete Rose

You can only predict things after they have happened. - Eugene Ionesco

I’d like to live as a poor man with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

When I grow up I want to be a little boy. - Joseph Heller

I am not always right, but I am never wrong. - Unknown

A joke’s a very serious thing. - Charles Churchill

Our opinions are not our own. - William Hazlitt

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