A: Thunderwear!
Q: What's easy to get into but hard to get out of?
A: Trouble!
Q: Where do boats go to when they get sick?
A: The dock!
Q: Who cleans the bottom of the ocean?
A: A Mer-Maid!
Q: Why can't a leopard hide?
A: Because he's always spotted!
Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!
Q: Why did the barber win the race?
A: Because he took a short cut!
Q: Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A: He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!
Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: It saw the salad dressing!
Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?
A: To get a root canal!
Q: Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school?
A: Because they're all in High School!
Q: Why was the maths book sad?
A: Because it had too many problems!
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