Humour

I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was, you know, important – like a league game or something. - Dick Butkus

You know you're getting older when you notice that more and more history questions happened in your lifetime! - Tom Wilson

If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him. - Yogi Berra

Never answer an anonymous letter. - Yogi Berra

The future will be a better tomorrow. - Dan Quayle

The thing about football – the important thing about football – is that it is not just about football. - Terry Pratchett

There are some things one remembers even though they may never have happened. - Harold Pinter

You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left. - Yogi Berra

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