Cheeky Humour

Humour has an intellectual as well as emotional element. That is why some people do not share our sense of humour. We are all different. What we find funny, others may find coarse. But that’s okay. It doesn’t matter what kind of humour you like, as long as it makes you laugh.

I hope the following selection of humorous quotes will bring on a chuckle, or put a smile on your face. They are humorous, witty, and there is truth in them.

May your days be filled with laughter.

The first time you buy a house you think how pretty it is and sign the check. The second time you look to see if the basement has termites. It's the same with men. - Lupe Velez

I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road. - Stephen Hawking

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her. - Helen Rowland

Many a wedding takes place when a man can’t afford to go steady with a girl any longer. - Evan Esar

Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions. - Woody Allen

I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up! - Mark Twain

When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that person is crazy. - Dave Barry

Many a husband lives to regret the extravagant fee he bestowed upon the minister who sentenced him. - Evan Esar

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

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