Monday, 1 September 2025

Humorous Quips

It’s Monday – and a new week! What better way to start the week with a little humour.

Life can be difficult and stressful. For some, life is a constant struggle. However, after the storm, the sun will shine again. And come what may, Life goes on. Meanwhile, try to relax, and take it easy – laugh and be happy.

Here are some phrases that are witty, funny, and at the same time, have quite a bit of truth in them. Have a look, see if you can find the humour in them. Maybe they can put a smile on your face, and help you forget about your troubles for a while.

May your days be filled with laughter.

If you are arguing with an idiot for more than a minute, then there will be two idiots. - Unknown

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day. - Glen Cook

It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them! - Friedrich Nietzsche

I'm always diplomatic when heavily outnumbered by armed strangers. - S. M. Stirling

It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes. - Lucille Ball

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I'm a man of simple pleasures, really. - Arthur Darvill

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. - Thomas Szasz

If a man owes me money, I never seem to forget. But if I do the owing, I somehow never remember. - Aristophanes

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