Witty Remarks

There will always be ups and downs in life. That is why we need a sense of humour. A sense of humour helps us see the lighter side of things, and help us keep light-hearted. It helps us to enjoy life even when we do not have everything, when things do not happen the way we expected them to. In fact, it is when things do not go our way that we need our humour most.

I hope the following quips put a smile on your face. Some of them have a lot of truth.

May your days be filled with laughter.

Dancing is the art of getting your feet out of the way faster than your partner can step on them. - Evan Esar

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M. Wright

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is strength, in water there is bacteria. - David Auerbach

More diets start in dress shops than in doctors' offices. - Evan Esar

We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people. - Unknown

Give me just enough information so that I can lie convincingly. - Stephen King

When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him. - Josh Billings

Always use tasteful words. You may have to eat them. - Unknown

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. - Oscar Wilde

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - John G. Pollard

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