Humorous Quotes

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How do those who contend that woman is the intellectual inferior of man account for the fact that she can give a man a piece of her mind 365 days in the year and still have a huge reserve supply? - Robert Elliot Gonzales

Always keep several ‘Get Well’ cards on the mantelpiece. That way, if unexpected guests arrive, they’ll think you've been sick and unable to clean. - Aunty Acid

He who has found a good wife has found great happiness, but a quarrelsome woman is like a roof that lets in the rain. - Andre Maurois

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bissonette

People say that love is even more important than money; they have ever tried paying their bills with a hug. - Unknown

A quarrel is like buttermilk: once it's out of the churn, the more you shake it, the more sour it grows. - Unknown

Don't you know there ain't no devil? There's only God when He's drunk. - Tom Waits

If you don’t think women are explosive, drop one. - Gerald F. Lieberman

I don’t necessarily agree with everything I say. - Marshall McLuhan

I’m the person your mother warned you about. - Unknown

All men are idiots, and I married their king. - Unknown

Happiness - Quotes

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What is earthly happiness? that phantom of which we hear so much, and see so little; whose promises are constantly given and constantly broken, but as constantly believed; that cheats us with the sound instead of the substance, and with the blossom instead of the fruit. - Charles Caleb Colton

If happiness is a state of the inward life, we have to look for its chief obstructions not in outward conditions but in deeper places. Happiness depends in the last issue, as we saw, on the essential view of life. It is not a matter of distractions, nor even of mere pleasurable sensations. There may be an appearance of great prosperity with incurable sadness hidden at the heart, as there is an outward peace which is only a well-masked despair. The way to happiness is indeed harder than the way to success; for its chief enemies entrench themselves within the soul. - Hugh Black

Quote Worthy

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For every beauty there is an eye somewhere to see it. For every truth there is an ear somewhere to hear it. For every love there is a heart somewhere to receive it. - Ivan Panin

Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be, since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be. - Thomas A. Kempis

Go where you are celebrated – not tolerated. If they can’t see the real value of you, it’s time for a new start. -  Unknown

Gracefulness has been defined to be the outward expression of the inward harmony of the soul - William Hazlitt

Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal. - Richard Puz

E'er you remark another's sin, bid your own conscience look within. - Benjamin Franklin

Focus on making yourself better, not on thinking that you are better. - Bohdi Sanders

He that would govern others, first should be the master of himself. - Phillip Massinger

Genius Begins great works; labour alone finishes them. Joseph Joubert

Fact is stranger than fiction. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

He that steals an egg will steal an ox. - George Herbert

Give assistance, not advice in a crisis. - Aesop

Do You Talk to Yourself?

Interesting. But not all people can relate to that.

Do You Talk to Yourself

https://www.powerofpositivity.com/do-you-talk-to-yourself-heres-why-it-might-mean-youre-a-genius/

Your Cells are Listening

http://themindunleashed.org/2015/12/your-cells-are-listening-how-talking-to-your-body-can-help-you-heal.html

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Re-use of Orange Peels, Tea Bags and Avocado Seeds

Some suggestions for you ...

Uses Orange pills

http://tiphero.com/10-uses-for-orange-peels/

Uses of tea bags

http://www.ba-bamail.com/video.aspx?emailid=19043

Uses of Avocado seeds

http://wisemindhealthybody.com/amy-goodrich/avocado-seeds-cancer-fighters/4/

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Humorous Quotes

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The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter. You know, if it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. I think that the worst you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever. - Woody Allen

Alcohol removes inhibitions – like that scared little mouse who got drunk and shook his whiskers and shouted: “Now bring on that damn cat!” - Eleanor Early

I am told to just be myself, but as much as I have practiced the impression, I am still no good at it. - Robert Brault

I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

Great ladies are like the best sauces – it is better not to know how they are made. - Octave Mirbeau

It’s better to have your nose in a book, than in someone else’s business. - Adam Stanley

Being Irish is very much a part of who I am. I take it everywhere with me. - Unknown

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. - Steven Wright

There are no good girls gone wrong – just bad girls found out. - Mae West

Abandon the search for truth, settle for a good fantasy. - Unknown

Age mellows some people; others it makes rotten. - Unknown

Don’t give cherries to pigs or advice to fools. - Unknown

Love - Quotes

A summer breeze can be very refreshing; but if we try to put it in a tin can so we can have it entirely to ourselves, the breeze will die. Our beloved is the same. He is like a breeze, a cloud, a flower. If you imprison him in a tin can, he will die. Yet many people do just that. They rob their loved one of his liberty, until he can no longer be himself. They live to satisfy themselves and use their loved one to help them fulfill that. That is not loving; it is destroying. - Thich Nhat Hanh

When two people meet and fall in love, there's a sudden rush of magic. Magic is just naturally present then. We tend to feed on that gratuitous magic without striving to make any more. One day we wake up and find that the magic is gone. We hustle to get it back, but by then it's usually too late, we've used it up. What we have to do is work like hell at making additional magic right from the start. It's hard work, but if we can remember to do it, we greatly improve our chances of making love stay. - Tom Robbins 

Quote Worthy

Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. - John Wooden

Find what is meaningful to you and stand by it. Even if you begin to wonder if there is any meaning to anything, continue to be yourself. - Jay Woodman

Even if things don’t unfold the way you expected, don’t be disheartened or give up. One who continues to advance will win in the end. - Daisaku Ikeda

Character is like a tree and reputation its shadow. The shadow is what we think it is and the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Decision and determination are the engineer and fireman of our train to opportunity and success. - Burt Lawlor

Economy is the wealth of the poor and the wisdom of the rich. - Unknown    

Each morning we are born again.  What we do today is what matters most. - Buddha

Come what may, time and hour runs through the roughest day. - William Shakespeare

Civility costs nothing and buys everything. - Lady Mary Wortley Montagu

Focus on where you want to go, not where you currently are. - Unknown

Compared to what we ought to be, we are half awake. - William James

Choose the hills wisely on which you must do battle. - Unknown

Death - Quotes

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What is Death? Death is the ending of life. When people die, their bodies stop working. The heart stops beating and the brain stops functioning. People have always wanted to learn the secret of living forever. In ancient times, explorers and scientists searched for the secret of eternal life. The truth is, nothing can live forever. Everyone and everything will die in time. Plants, animals, and people all die. Death is a natural part of life. - Joanne Mattern

We may, indeed, say that the hour of death is uncertain, but when we say this we think of that hour as situated in a vague and remote expanse of time; it does not occur to us that it can have any connexion with the day that has already dawned and can mean that death – or its first assault and partial possession of us, after which it will never leave hold of us again – may occur this very afternoon, so far from uncertain, this afternoon whose time-table, hour by hour, has been settled in advance. - Marcel Proust 

Dramatic Recovery in Parkinson’s Patient with Gluten Free Diet

This is good news

http://www.greenmedinfo.com/blog/dramatic-recovery-parkinson-s-patient-gluten-free-diet

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I came across a post on Facebook where a gentleman suffering from Cancer was told he has only 3 months to live – and this was by two different doctors.

He came across an article which said that a gluten free diet will cure Cancer. Since he had nothing to lose, he decided to give it a try. A  year later, he was well and living.

So, maybe there is something to be said about this gluten free diet? Maybe we should all cut back on the gluten in our diet.  Food for thought …