Sunday, 11 May 2008

Life’s Observations

- Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
- No one ever says it is only a game, when their team is winning.
- By the time we got our head together, the body fell apart.
- You cannot have everything, where would you put it all?
- Ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
- Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
- Some people are no good at counting calories – and they have got the figures to show it.
- Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he is not there the first time you need him, chances are you would not be needing him again.
- It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
- The mind not only wanders; sometimes it leaves completely.
- God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will live forever.
- It is frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
- Time may be a great healer, but it is also a lousy beautician.
- Age does not always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
- The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
- When you cannot raise the rent, do not worry. The landlord will usually raise it for you.
- Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
- Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

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