Sunday, 2 May 2010

Season Ticket

              Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing.
              “Listen to this,’’ she said. “There’s a classified ad. here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium.”
              “Hmmm,” her husband said, not looking up from his magazine. 
              Teasing him, Sarah said, “Would you swap me for a season ticket?”
              “Absolutely not,’’ he said.
              “How sweet,’’ Sarah said. “Tell me why not.’’
              “Season’s more than half over,” he said.

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