Season Ticket

              Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing.

              “Listen to this,’’ she said. “There’s a classified ad. here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium.”

              “Hmmm,” her husband said, not looking up from his magazine. 

              Teasing him, Sarah said, “Would you swap me for a season ticket?”

              “Absolutely not,’’ he said.

              “How sweet,’’ Sarah said. “Tell me why not.’’

              “Season’s more than half over,” he said.