1st thief : Oh ! The police are here. Quick, jump out of the window.
2nd thief : But this is the thirteenth floor!
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstition.
Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: Ninety dollars.
Patient: Ninety dollars for just a few minutes work?
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like
Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then, one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. ‘’Here’s that twenty dollars I owe you,’’ he says.
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