As the man came to in the recovery room after major surgery, he exclaimed, “Well, I thank my lucky stars that’s over!”
At this, the man in the next bed slowly turned his head and said, “Don’t be too sure. They had to cut me open again to find a glove.”
Then, the patient on the other side said, “Yeah, and they left a scalpel in me and had to open me up again.”
A moment later, the surgeon who had operated on the man yelled through the door, “Has anyone seen my glasses?”
The man passed out cold.