Questions

Try answering the following questions.

Practice makes perfect.. But nobody’s perfect... So why practice?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn’t that why some people appear bright . . . until you hear them speak? - Steven Wright

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin’ Catholic. - Unknown

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

Who shall decide when doctors disagree? - Alexander Pope

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered? - Woody Allen 

Why are there five syllables in the word “monosyllabic”? - Steven Wright

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds fee” on money they already know you don’t have? - Steven Wright

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? - Steven Wright

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - Steven Wright

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle? - Steven Wright

Why doesn’t the fellow who says ‘I'm no speechmaker’ let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? - Kin Hubbard

Why is it a penny for your thoughts, but you have to put your two-cents in? - Steven Wright

Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons? - Steven Wright

Why is this thus?  What is the reason of this thusness? - Artemus Ward