Monday, 13 October 2014

Humorous Quotes

Quotes which are funny, ironical, some of which are also profoundly true.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results. - Scott Adams

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops. - Cary Grant 

Is man one of God's blunders or is God one of man's blunders? - Friedrich Nietzsche

Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care. - William Safire

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? - Mae West

It ain't over 'til the fat lady sings. - Dan Cook

It doesn’t matter what temperature the room is; it’s always room-temperature. - Steven Wright

It is just six of one and half-a-dozen of the other. - Frederick Marryat

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence. - Unknown

It happens as with cages: the bird without are desperate to get in, and those within despair of getting out. - Michel do Montaigne of marriage

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

It hath been thought a vast commendation of a painter to say his figures seem to breathe; but surely it is much greater and nobler applause, that they appear to think. - Henry Fielding

It is a melancholy truth that even great men have their poor relations. - Charles Dickens

It is absurd to argue with men, as well as to torture them into believing. - Cardinal John Henry Newman

It is always so pleasant to be generous, though very vexatious to pay debts. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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