Quotes which are funny, ironical, some of
which are also profoundly true.
Informed decision-making comes
from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate
results. - Scott Adams
Insanity runs in
my family. It practically gallops. - Cary Grant
Is man one of
God's blunders or is God one of man's blunders? - Friedrich Nietzsche
Is sloppiness in speech caused by
ignorance or apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care. - William Safire
Is that a gun in your pocket or
are you just pleased to see me? - Mae West
It ain't over 'til the fat lady
sings. - Dan Cook
It doesn’t
matter what temperature the room is; it’s always room-temperature. - Steven Wright
It is just six
of one and half-a-dozen of the other. - Frederick Marryat
It is only when a mosquito lands
on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems
without using violence. - Unknown
It happens as with cages: the bird
without are desperate to get in, and those within despair of getting out. - Michel
do Montaigne of marriage
It has been said that man is a
rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could
support this. - Bertrand Russell
It hath been thought a
vast commendation of a painter to say his figures seem to breathe; but surely
it is much greater and nobler applause, that they appear to think. - Henry
Fielding
It is a
melancholy truth that even great men have their poor relations. - Charles
Dickens
It is absurd to argue with men, as
well as to torture them into believing. - Cardinal John Henry Newman
It is always so
pleasant to be generous, though very vexatious to pay debts. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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