Quotes which are funny, ironical, some of
which are also profoundly true.
It is always the
best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good
liar. - Jerome Klapka Jerome
It is amazing that the amount of
news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.
- Jerry Seinfeld
It is better of course to know
useless things than to know nothing. - Tom
Stoppard
It is dainty to
be sick if you have leisure and convenience for it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
It is difficult
to believe that someone can differ from us and be right. - Unknown
It is easier to
be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be
witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time. - Honore
de Balzac
It is foolish to
tear one’s hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made
less with baldness. - Cicero
It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place. - H. L. Mencken
It is impossible to believe that
the same God who permitted His own son to die a bachelor regards celibacy as an
actual sin. - H. L. Mencken
It is not a lie,
it’s a terminological inexactitude. - Alexander Haig
It is not a sin if you
crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you do not break any. - Unknown
It is not hard to understand
modern art. If it hangs on a wall it’s a painting, and if you can walk around
it it’s a sculpture. - Tom Stoppard
It is well that war is
so terrible – we would grow too fond of it. - Robert E. Lee
It may be the
cock that crows, but it is the hen that lays the eggs. - Margaret Thatcher
It may be true that you can't fool
all the people all the time, but you can fool enough of them to rule a large
country. - Will Durant
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