Monday, 20 October 2014

Humorous Quotes

Quotes which are funny, ironical, some of which are also profoundly true.

It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar. - Jerome Klapka Jerome

It is amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper. - Jerry Seinfeld

It is better of course to know useless things than to know nothing. - Tom Stoppard

It is dainty to be sick if you have leisure and convenience for it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is difficult to believe that someone can differ from us and be right. - Unknown

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time. - Honore de Balzac

It is foolish to tear ones hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place. - H. L. Mencken

It is impossible to believe that the same God who permitted His own son to die a bachelor regards celibacy as an actual sin. - H. L. Mencken

It is not a lie, it’s a terminological inexactitude. - Alexander Haig

It is not a sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you do not break any. - Unknown

It is not hard to understand modern art. If it hangs on a wall it’s a painting, and if you can walk around it it’s a sculpture. - Tom Stoppard

It is well that war is so terrible – we would grow too fond of it. - Robert E. Lee

It may be the cock that crows, but it is the hen that lays the eggs. - Margaret Thatcher

It may be true that you can't fool all the people all the time, but you can fool enough of them to rule a large country. - Will Durant

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