Monday, 27 October 2014

Humorous Quotes

Quotes which are funny, ironical, some of which are also profoundly true.

It only takes a politician believing in what he says for the others to stop believing him. - Jean Baudrillard 

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen

It seems that people go to a psychiatrist because they are slightly cracked. And they keep going until they are broke. - Unknown

It takes a lot of energy and a lot of neurosis to write a novel. If you were really sensible, you’d do something else. - Lawrence Durrell

It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn’t. - Mignon Mclaughlin

It was an amiable weakness. - Richard B. Sheridan

It would be an inconvenient rule if nothing could be done until everything can be done. - Winston Churchill

It’s not the lie that bothers me. It’s the insult to my intelligence that I find offensive. - Unknown

It’s a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

It’s all that the young can do for the old, to shock them and keep them up to date. - George Bernard Shaw

It’s better to be black than gay because when you’re black you don't have to tell your mother. - Charles Pierce

It’s important to be open-minded, but not so open-minded that your brains fall out. - Rick Radebaugh

It’s impossible to ravish me. I’m so willing. - The Faithful Shepherdess

It’s pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. - Frank Mckinney Hubbard

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