Monday, 10 November 2014

Humorous Quotes

Quotes which are funny, ironical, quirky, some of which are also profoundly true.

Live as though it were your last day on earth. Some day you will be right. - Dr. Robert Anthony

Live or die, sink or swim. - George Peele 

Living in a vacuum sucks. - Adrienne Gusoff 

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year. - Unknown

Looking at yourself in a mirror isnt exactly a study of life. - Lauren Bacall

Lord, defend me from my friends; I can account for my enemies. - D''Hericault

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. - Josh Billings

Love thy neighbour, but pull not down thy hedge. - John Ray

Maids want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything. - William Shakespeare

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. - William A. Arnett

Man are but children of a larger growth. - John Dryden

Manners are a sensitive awareness of the feelings of others. If you have that awareness, you have good manners, no matter what fork you use. - Unknown

Many complain of their looks, but none of their brains. - Unknown

Many girls like to marry a military man – he can cook, sew, make beds, and is in good health, and he’s already used to taking orders. - Unknown

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot. - Unknown

Martyrs, my friend, have to choose between being forgotten, mocked or used. As for being understood - never. - Albert Camus

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