Quotes which are funny, ironical, some of
which are also profoundly true.
James Joyce - an essentially
private man who wished his total indifference to public notice to be
universally recognized. - Tom Stoppard
Journalism largely consists of
saying "Lord Jones is Dead" to people who never knew that Lord Jones
was alive. - Gilbert K. Chesterton
Journalist say a thing that they
know isn’t true, in the hope that if they keep on saying it long enough it will
be true. - Arnold Bennett
Joy, temperance, and repose, slam the door on the doctor’s nose. - Henry
Wadworth Longfellow
Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect. -
Benny Hill
Keep breathing. - Sophie
Tucker, 80 when asked the secret of longevity
Keep thy smooth words and juggling homilies for those who know thee not. - Lord Bryon
Laziness travels
so slowly that poverty soon overtakes him. - Benjamin Franklin
Let us have wine and women, mirth
and laughter. Sermons and soda water the day after. - Lord G. G.
Bryon
Let us not be too particular; it
is better to have old second-hand diamonds than none at all. - Mark Twain
Life has a way of
setting things in order and leaving them be. Very tidy, is life. - Jean
Anouilh
Life is all about finding the
people who are your kind of crazy. - Unknown
Life is full of
misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. - Woody Allen
Life is not so bad if you have
plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood
Life is short, but it’s long enough to ruin any man who
wants to be ruined. - Josh Billings
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