Quotes which are funny, ironical, quirky, some of
which are also profoundly true.
The cook was a good cook, as cooks go; and as
cooks go she went. - Saki
The days of the digital watch are numbered. -
Tom Stoppard
The English winter – ending in July; to
recommence in August. - Lord G. G. Bryon
The first half of our lives are ruined by our
parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow
The first time a
student realizes that a little learning is a dangerous thing is when he brings
home a poor report card. - Mark Twain
The good ended happily, and the bad unhappily. That is what Fiction means. - Oscar Wilde
The great charm
of cats is their rampant egotism, their devil may care attitude toward
responsibility, and their disinclination to earn an honest dollar. - Robertson Davies
The great thing about democracy is that it
gives every voter a chance to do something stupid. - Art Spander
The great thing about suicide is that it's
not one of those things you have to do now or you lose your chance. I mean, you
can always do it later. - Harvey
Fierstein
The greatest
thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to
take a hint when a hint isn’t intended. - Robert
Frost
The hare-brained chatter of irresponsible
frivolity. - Benjamin Disraeli
The holy passion of
Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it
will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money. - Mark Twain
The hungry judges soon the sentence sign, and
wretches hang that jurymen may dine. - Alexander Pope
The income tax
has made more liars out of more people than golf has. - Will Rogers
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