Monday, 2 February 2015

Humorous Quotes

Quotes which are funny, ironical, quirky, some of which are also profoundly true.

The cook was a good cook, as cooks go; and as cooks go she went. -  Saki

The days of the digital watch are numbered. - Tom Stoppard

The English winter – ending in July; to recommence in August. - Lord G. G. Bryon

The first half of our lives are ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

The first time a student realizes that a little learning is a dangerous thing is when he brings home a poor report card. - Mark Twain

The good ended happily, and the bad unhappily. That is what Fiction means. - Oscar Wilde

The great charm of cats is their rampant egotism, their devil may care attitude toward responsibility, and their disinclination to earn an honest dollar. - Robertson Davies

The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid. - Art Spander

The great thing about suicide is that it's not one of those things you have to do now or you lose your chance. I mean, you can always do it later. - Harvey Fierstein

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn’t intended. - Robert Frost

The hare-brained chatter of irresponsible frivolity. - Benjamin Disraeli

The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money. - Mark Twain

The hungry judges soon the sentence sign, and wretches hang that jurymen may dine. - Alexander Pope

The income tax has made more liars out of more people than golf has. - Will Rogers

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