Quotes which are funny, ironical, quirky, some of which are also profoundly true.
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with. - Marty Feldman
The people who are always hankering loudest for some golden yesteryear usually drive new cars. - Russell Baker
The person most in need of liberation is the woman in every man and the man in every woman. - William Sloane Coffin Jr.
The person who lives by himself and for himself is apt to be corrupted by the company he keeps. - Unknown
The person who sings his own praise is probably a soloist. - Unknown
The quarrel is a very pretty quarrel as it stands; we should only spoil it by trying to explain it. - Richard B. Sheridan
The question is not so much whether there is life on Mars as whether it will continue to be possible to live on Earth. - Unknown
The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead. - Samuel Goldwyn
The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along. - Lord Thomas Robert Dewar
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made. - Jean Giraudoux
The sight of you is good for sore eyes. - Jonathan Swift
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. - Rita Mae Brown
The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core - Scratch a lover, and find a foe! - Dorothy Parker