Monday, 23 February 2015

Humorous Quotes

Quotes which are funny, ironical, quirky, some of which are also profoundly true.

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with. - Marty Feldman

The people who are always hankering loudest for some golden yesteryear usually drive new cars. - Russell Baker

The person most in need of liberation is the woman in every man and the man in every woman. - William Sloane Coffin Jr.

The person who lives by himself and for himself is apt to be corrupted by the company he keeps. - Unknown

The person who sings his own praise is probably a soloist. - Unknown

The quarrel is a very pretty quarrel as it stands; we should only spoil it by trying to explain it. - Richard B. Sheridan

The question is not so much whether there is life on Mars as whether it will continue to be possible to live on Earth. - Unknown

The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead. - Samuel Goldwyn

The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along. - Lord Thomas Robert Dewar

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made. - Jean Giraudoux

The sight of you is good for sore eyes. - Jonathan Swift

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. - Rita Mae Brown

The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core - Scratch a lover, and find a foe! - Dorothy Parker

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