Quotes which are funny, ironical, quirky, some of
which are also profoundly true.
The ability to speak several languages is an
asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown
The early bird may get the worm, but it’s the
second mouse who get the cheese. - Steven
Wright
The only thing worse than being talked about
is not being talked about. -Oscar Wilde
The problem with political jokes is they get
elected. - Unknown
The wold is a hellish place, and bad writing
is destroying the quality of our suffering. - Tom Waits
The world is a stage, but the play is badly
cast. - Oscar Wilde
There are 3 kinds of people in this world.
Those who are good at math, and those who aren’t. - Unknown
There’s a certain age where you can no longer
use the term ‘Good girl gone bad’. It’s more like ‘Her old ass should know
better’. - Unknown
They worship the ground that he walks away
from. - Unknown
Those who believe in telekinetic, raise my
hand. - Kurt Vonnegut
Those who lack intelligence are never shy
about showing it. - Unknown
Trying to be happy accumulating possessions
is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. - George Carlin
We are very good lawyers for our own
mistakes, but very good judges for the mistakes of others. - Unknown
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