Monday, 6 July 2015

Humorous Quotes

Quotes which are funny, ironical, quirky, some of which are also profoundly true.

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown

The early bird may get the worm, but it’s the second mouse who get the cheese. - Steven Wright

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. -Oscar Wilde

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Unknown

The wold is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering. - Tom Waits

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. - Oscar Wilde

There are 3 kinds of people in this world. Those who are good at math, and those who aren’t. - Unknown

There’s a certain age where you can no longer use the term ‘Good girl gone bad’. It’s more like ‘Her old ass should know better’. - Unknown

They worship the ground that he walks away from. - Unknown

Those who believe in telekinetic, raise my hand. - Kurt Vonnegut

Those who lack intelligence are never shy about showing it. - Unknown

Trying to be happy accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. - George Carlin

We are very good lawyers for our own mistakes, but very good judges for the mistakes of others. - Unknown

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