Quotes which are funny, ironical, quirky, some of
which are also profoundly true.
We didn’t lose the game; we just ran out of
time. - Vince Lombardi
When
a rich man is hurt, his wail goeth heavens high. - Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
When I get a headache, I take two Aspirin and keep away from children. Just like it says on the bottle. - Unknown
When nothing goes right … go left. - Unknown
When you can’t make them see the light, make
them feel the heat. - Ronald Reagan
Whenever I find the key to success, someone
changes the lock. - Unknown
Why do people say ‘grow some balls’? Balls
are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can
take a pounding. - Betty White
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.
- Unknown
You can do your part to prevent kitchen fires
by not letting me cook. - Unknown
You can tell a lot about a woman by her
hands. For instance, if they’re wrapped around your throat, she’s probably a
bit upset. - Sheila Burke
You never realize how boring your life is
until someone asks what you like to do for fun. - Unknown
You never
realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something. - Franklin P. Jones
You shouldn’t interrupt my
interruptions: that’s really worse than interrupting. - T.S. Ellot
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